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Most of us have known each other for a long time so don't be scared away by some of the conversations. [lol] We all know what we mean for the most part and it is meant in fun most of the time. I mean we are car people so the occasional bench racing and so on does occur. ;D

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Offline The Godfather

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Friday Punnies........
« on: April 06, 2018, 07:03:32 PM »
     * A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

    * Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

    * Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    * Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

    * A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

    * A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    * Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

    * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    * Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

    * Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

    * When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    * A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

    * What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

    * Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    * In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

    * She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

    * A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    * If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

    * With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    * The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

    * You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    * Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

    * Every calendar's days are numbered.

    * A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

    * A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    * He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

    * A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

    * Once you've seen one shopping Centre, you've seen a mall.

    * Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

    * Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

    * Acupuncture is a jab well done.
     


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